ROADMAP

Phase 1: Think of a dumb name

Convince yourself it’s genius. Tell friends you’re “building something.” Make a logo in Canva and call it branding.

Phase 2: Post like a cult leader

Spam vague hype. Say “soon” a lot. Pretend silence is strategy. Drop a teaser trailer that shows nothing.

Phase 3: Burn out publicly

Promise a big reveal. Miss every deadline. Blame “the market” for your lack of effort. Start a new project without finishing this one.

Phase 4: Disappear with dignity

Delete tweets. Say it was always an art piece. Claim it changed lives. Tell people to “stay tuned” forever.

Phase 5: YOU EXPECT A LEGIT ROADMAP FROM MEMECOIN?

CONGRATS! You are a god damn loser . an introvert nerd gooning to cartoons, clinging to pixel animals like they’ll fix your life. You have no friends to tell you this isn’t investing. It’s weaponized gambling in a frog costume.

HOW TO BUY

download phantom or your wallet of choice from the app store or google play store for free. Desktop users, download the google chrome extension by going to phantom.io

have SOL in your wallet to switch to $ARTBLOCK. If you don’t have any SOL, you can buy directly on phantom, transfer from another wallet, or buy on another exchange and send it to your wallet.

switch SOL for $ARTBLOCK. We have ZERO taxes so you don’t need to worry about buying with a specific slippage, although you may need to use slippage during times of market volatility.

connect to BONK.FUN, Go to BONK.FUN in google chrome or on the browser inside your Phantom app. Connect your wallet. Paste the $ARTBLOCK token address into BONK.FUN, select JART BLOCK, and confirm. When Phantom prompts you for a wallet signature, sign.

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